In diagnosing a possible case of Christianity, what are the symptoms you’re exhibiting? Do you breakout in spontaneous worship and praise? Are you constantly praying? Are you experiencing a hunger for the Word of God? Do you have an unquenchable thirst for righteousness? Do you have an urge to fellowship with Believers? Do you feel a compulsion to love others? Do you find yourself abstaining from selfish desires? Are you repulsed by sin? Do you find yourself more and more mimicking Christ? Are you seeing evidence of the fruit of the Spirit(love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control) in your life?
If you are experiencing most of these symptoms, you may have contracted a case of Christianity. While occasionally fatal, it normally produces a sense of peace and always results in eternal life in Heaven. A word of caution, Christianity is normally contagious.